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This makes me miss Fred Caban, and I have absolutely no explanation as to why, other than maybe his naked ocean towel shenanigans.

In other news, although this is not a new discovery in the least, my impeccable ability to turn common conversation into something dirty while moving about my day completely unawares is apparently increasing. Despite my most valiant efforts to think before speaking, I managed to quote Much Ado About Nothing yesterday and evoke head-turns from 4 or 5 people. Fantastic! Now I just need to figure out how to effect the same response without the perverse connotations that seem to emanate from my mouth completely unawares.


Still more exciting, I think a few of us are going to start a Newsies fan club. After much deliberation and a few enthusiastic dance-a-long moments during the High School Musical parade at California Adventure, it is official. Disney is not making the same effort toward meaningful and educational plots for childhood entertainment that we had when I was a kid. My proposed solution: force-feed everybody Newsies and The Sound of Music! If we all knew and daily recited the lyrics to Edelweiss, I firmly believe the world would be a more peaceful, compassionate, loving, and empathetic environment. Then again, that may be way too much faith to put in a flower.