Gradution

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am now officially a college graduate. With a Bachelor of Arts degree in Literature concetrating on English education and a minor in music, I now am academically approved to talk or write myself out of a hole or talk or write you into one--this may, consequently, involve a couple of movie or song lyric quotes--both of which were vital to my survival of this four-year educational experience. With this degree, heretofore, I am also entitled to all the rights, responsibilities, and privileges that accompany a garage full of furniture and a bedroom full of half-packed belongings. Help me, Mr. Wizard!

P.S.--If you can tell me what vintage television show that last line came from I'll bake you a cookie.