Nazarenedom

My roommates and I compiles this list:

Your church version of Awana was “Caravans”
Hip movement is considered lewd behavior
You get more excited about a church potluck than Christmas dinner
Green foo-foo salad is a must at such occasions
Bible Quizzing is bigger than an Olympic sport
You can name the names of people from other churches in your “district”
Your alma mater ends in the acronym NU
You have seen portraits of both Wesley and Bresee
You can give a brief history of the afforementioned figures
You can go to church in another state and still find a cousin fourth removed
Seven steps to Kevin Bacon doesn’t hold a candle to Four Steps to the Closest Nazbo
You feel more comfortable on your knees at the alter than in your seat
NYC does not stand for New York City
Holiness Today
Rook & Dominoes anytime, anywhere