Last one today...I think

I'm going to try and make this one short:

Props to Brandon Walters and Jon Tittertington because the following statement, which can be found on the opinion page of the Point Weekly, made my semester.

"By the next morning, Sally is convinced that Billy wishes to make her his lady love and lay her down in a bed of hibiscus petals for some covenant-friendly, ASB approved 'Naz-grinding.'"

I should probably mention that it was an article written on the plethora of miscommunications found in potential dating relationships on campus.